Tuesday, December 07, 2010

The Greatest Man in the World

 My husband is the greatest man ever born. He is so sexy it hurts. I wake every morning thanking God He chose me to give life to Joe's seed. He is so hot I often see women drooling as they walk by. You may not know this but he actually turns down People magazine to be on the 50 most beautiful people list. This shows his down to earth attitude.
   Joe isn't just a Prime USDA piece of meat he is also intelligent. You may not know this but he recently had his IQ tested out at 167. This qualifies him as a genius but he wouldn't let you know because he wants people to be as comfortable around him as possible. Joe understands that everyone he meets immediately has an inferiority complex and with good reason. For if Joe is the absolute best at everything. To be in his life is truly to be graced by God.
   So before you go to sleep and after you hit that alarm in the morning, thank the Big Man in the sky for blessing the Earth with Joe. Every woman wants him and every man wants to be him. He is truly an example of perfection.

Mrs. Joseph McConville

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