Now Listening: KT Tunstall
Ok - this is annoying as all hell.
Its simple. You go into a sandwich shop.
Could be any sandwich shop. But for arguments sake, lets says it is also a BAGEL shop.
On the wall is a well thought out, professionally made sign letting you know what sandwiches you can have made for your lunchtime enjoyment.
You order one of the house specialties.
You think, hm... I shall enjoy this lovely sandwich while dining at my desk.
You even ask the smiling person behind the counter " Does that have the Thai Peanut Sauce on it?" to which she replies "Oh, it comes on the side"
You pay -- too much as usual.
And go back to your desk. Open the bag in eager anticipation of the lunch-y goodness that awaits you and realize....
The cute smiling MoMo who made your sandwich doesn't know the difference between Peanut Sauce and Peanut Butter.
I think this might be like, the 5th sign that the apocalypse is upon us.
Meanwhile, my sandwich sucked.
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